Haute Flash Contessa

Rants, ramblings, raves of a woman who blames everything from road rage to undercooked pork chops on a hormone imbalance.

Saturday, May 07, 2005

Happy Mother's Day

The Big Guy gave me my Mother's Day gift early. Ten yards of mulch. Earthy, black, manuerish mulch.

At least it wasn't delivered by the neighborhood Pamela Anderson.

Just wait until Father's Day. He's gonna love his full-body massage and sea weed wrap from Bruno.

2 Comments:

At 9:04 PM, Blogger Yvonne said...

Just a word of warning here... just make sure Bruno is not INTO giving men massages...
Yvonne

 
At 10:34 AM, Blogger haute flash contessa said...

Ah, but that's what will add discomfort to Big Guy's experience. Payback, you know.

 

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