Haute Flash Contessa

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Thursday, October 23, 2008

How to put the "fun" into fundraising

I'm tired of hawking candy, cookie dough, candles and wrapping paper to raise funds for schools. It's such a waste of time. Neighbors see me coming up the walkway and they don't answer the door. Oh, yeah, that's when I bring over supper. Schools spend the money on luxuries anyway, like books and toilet paper.

Cat just finished selling four boxes of 40 candy bars and I just finished eating four boxes of 40 bars, all for some crappy "surprise" field trip. The principal's probably loading up all his top sales students into a van and shuttling them to his house for yardwork. No, wait, they're not allowed to do that. Or is it prison wardens who can't? I get them mixed up. That's easy enough to do - they both oversee a bunch of crazed and caged wild animals. At least principals can ship theirs home every night.

I say, to hell with all those useless products and send those kids out with stuff people want to buy, like door-to-door wine tastings. A field trip to Napa Valley sure beats pulling weeds.

4 Comments:

At 1:42 PM, Blogger Kristina said...

Cookie dough and pizza and candy bars? Schools contributing to the obesity crisis.

I'm with you, I'd rather they contribute to my buzz.

 
At 5:19 PM, Blogger haute flash contessa said...

Yeah, if I'm gonna get fat let it be over a bottle of Cabernet rather than a tub of cookie dough.

 
At 7:20 PM, Blogger Stepping Thru said...

Love the wine-tasting idea! I'd help all the little neighborhood kids with that one.LOL:-)

 
At 8:52 PM, Anonymous midlife slices said...

I agree! I'm sick of having to buy all that crap just because my son or granddaughter are told they "have" to sell a certain amount. grrrr.....

Now wine tasting...that would be different. I'd do that with a big smile!!

 

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