Okay, the secret is out. The Haute Flash Contessa models part-time. Next up on her runway schedule is Ace Hardware's annual convention, wearing nothing but duct tape and a tool belt.
posted by danielle schaaf @ 10:20 AM
Monday, June 20, 2005
Okay, the secret is out. The Haute Flash Contessa models part-time. Next up on her runway schedule is Ace Hardware's annual convention, wearing nothing but duct tape and a tool belt.
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- Name: danielle schaaf
- Location: Kingwood, TX, United States
I'm the coauthor of Don’t Chew Jesus! and author of Holy Bones, Limbo, and Jesus in My Cheetos humor books about my Catholic upbringing. I also write humor columns and comedy shows around a snarky, woman named Haute Flash Contessa.
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3 Comments:
Your blog is great! Very entertaining.
Thanks, Zora. I'm having lots of fun with it. How did you find my blog, anyway?
On the top right hand corner of your blog, there is a button that says "Next blog". I was just surfing the blogs and stumbled upon yours.
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