Haute Flash Contessa

Rants, ramblings, raves of a woman who blames everything from road rage to undercooked pork chops on a hormone imbalance.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Helpful Haute Flash Hint

Don't sneak up behind your hubby to plant a kiss on his cheek while he's snacking on trail mix and watching the final scenes of the movie "Jaws." Otherwise, you'll be picking dried apricots, almond slivers and granola out of the cat's fur for a week.


At 5:10 PM, Blogger Pyzahn said...

A different twist....one night as I was in a flu stupor and bringing a shot of Nyquil up to my mouth, my cat (the fastest paw in the flatlands) who was sitting on the sink, batted the cup and sent green syrup flying all over the bathroom. It was one of those moments when your brain just freezes for about ten seconds 'cause you can't process. Geez.

At 8:03 PM, Blogger Smart Mouth Broad said...

ROFL @ the visual!


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