Rants, ramblings, raves of a woman who blames everything from road rage to undercooked pork chops on a hormone imbalance.
Don't sneak up behind your hubby to plant a kiss on his cheek while he's snacking on trail mix and watching the final scenes of the movie "Jaws." Otherwise, you'll be picking dried apricots, almond slivers and granola out of the cat's fur for a week.
posted by danielle schaaf @ 10:28 AM
I'm the coauthor of Don’t Chew Jesus! and author of Holy Bones, Limbo, and Jesus in My Cheetos humor books about my Catholic upbringing. I also write humor columns and comedy shows around a snarky, woman named Haute Flash Contessa.
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2 Comments:
A different twist....one night as I was in a flu stupor and bringing a shot of Nyquil up to my mouth, my cat (the fastest paw in the flatlands) who was sitting on the sink, batted the cup and sent green syrup flying all over the bathroom. It was one of those moments when your brain just freezes for about ten seconds 'cause you can't process. Geez.
ROFL @ the visual!
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