Bring Your Toilet Paper to Work Day

Newsflash: In a cost-cutting move, a New York business has announced it has asked employees to bring in rolls of toilet paper to work. Betcha the company was an accounting firm. CPAs aren't exactly the biggest spenders in the bar. Maybe management even brought in the first rolls -- thin, one-ply scratchy stuff that falls apart and sticks to, um, as the nuns would say, "your privates."

Yeah, this is one move that's gonna come back and bite 'em in the ass. So to speak.