Haute Flash Contessa

Rants, ramblings, raves of a woman who blames everything from road rage to undercooked pork chops on a hormone imbalance.

Thursday, September 04, 2008

You Did WHAT For A World's Record?

Nothing breaks a mom out in sweat faster than reading on Facebook that the son she just dropped off at college for his first year has joined the group "Let's Break A Guinness Record." Something told me it didn't involve cramming a bunch of boys into a volkswagon or telephone booth (as if you could find one).

I can't get Grigio to eat fish so swallowing goldfish wasn't gonna happen.

The record is for uniting the most people together in one group. At least they're doing it online and no one has to feed them or pay for port-a-potties.

Whew! I'm just thankful it's not for slamming back the most Guinness's in an hour.


At 2:40 PM, Blogger Smart Mouth Broad said...

Amen to that sister!

At 12:37 AM, Anonymous Midlife Slices said...

You got off light there, mom. My luck, one of mine would have been a group that was doing something horrifying and unsanitary. ewww...

At 9:02 AM, Blogger haute flash contessa said...

I just realized he's probably trying to set a record for going the longest amount of time without washing his bed sheets.


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