Haute Flash Contessa

Rants, ramblings, raves of a woman who blames everything from road rage to undercooked pork chops on a hormone imbalance.

Friday, January 02, 2009

Start the New Year Off Right

Okay, you know it's time to get serious about losing weight when "Chubby Farm" sends you emails. I guess that's someplace like where they ship off all the Greatest Loser contestants only instead of equippimg them with treadmills they give 'em hoes.

3 Comments:

At 6:56 PM, Blogger Smart Mouth Broad said...

Send them my address. I need it after the holidays. I'll even bring my own hoe.

 
At 4:29 PM, Blogger Becky Motew said...

I'm laughing, thinking of the old SNL skit, was it Eddy Murphy? BE A HO.

Anyway, you can sign me up too.

b

 
At 11:02 AM, Anonymous Midlife Slices said...

Sign me up too but I'm not sure I want to be a Chubby Farm Hoe'er. *wink*

 

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