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Okay, you know it's time to get serious about losing weight when "Chubby Farm" sends you emails. I guess that's someplace like where they ship off all the Greatest Loser contestants only instead of equippimg them with treadmills they give 'em hoes.
posted by danielle schaaf @ 11:56 AM
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Send them my address. I need it after the holidays. I'll even bring my own hoe.
I'm laughing, thinking of the old SNL skit, was it Eddy Murphy? BE A HO.
Anyway, you can sign me up too.
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Sign me up too but I'm not sure I want to be a Chubby Farm Hoe'er. *wink*
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