Haute Flash Contessa

Rants, ramblings, raves of a woman who blames everything from road rage to undercooked pork chops on a hormone imbalance.

Monday, November 24, 2008

The Big Guy's Secret

The Big Guy let me in on a little secret tonight as we drove to meet his parents for dinner. Since he's got the week off from work, he packed up all those pairs of work underwear. You remember, I mentioned how he saved some of his worn-out-but-not-entirely-ripped-up shorts to wear on the weekends but would never dare wear those to work. He marked them "W" for weekenders, to wear when he worked in the yard. Those shorts are so hole-y that the Vatican has canonized them for sainthood.

The Big Guy's true confession: "I'm going 'lawn' tonight."

As Cat would say, "Eeewwww."



At 1:39 AM, Anonymous Nana said...

Sounds like a good time to pass around the undies stories. Yeah, you read me right. Come on over for a little, uh, snippet of mine.


At 11:23 PM, Blogger Smart Mouth Broad said...



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