Uplifting Technology
"Hey, hon, look at this," the Big Guy yelled to me from the tv room last night. From the sound of his voice I thought Danica Patrick had stripped to her waist.
Seems one of the newest safety gizmos out these days is a global tracking device that attaches to bras. If a woman is attacked or abducted (or runs away), a satellite can track her whereabouts.
"Lojack for breasts," the Big Guy explained.
I think I'll hold out for a tire jack. Just hook it up to the underwire on my bra and crank, crank, crank. Good-bye saggy boobs and hello perky gun turrets. Maybe then the Big Guy will throw out his Danica posters.
posted by danielle schaaf @ 8:08 PM
2 Comments:
Dear HFC,
I think your observations about Life and Technology are so right on the money.
In 1967 a picture was taken of my father. Only an elementary school kid at the time, I remember thinking how old my dad appeared in the photo..As time progressed,
the older I became the YOUNGER my father begin to appear in the photo !!.."We See the Past through our Memories, and the Future through Our Dreams".
"Em Bee, Esq".
Dear HFC,
....about technology,...isn't it funny that Agent 86 Maxwell Smart had a shoe cell phone 40 YEARS AGO on the TV series, " Get Smart" !
Em Bee, Esq.
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