Fur Collar Crime

The Big Guy told me I'd better start walking the dog or else I could move in to Martha Stewart's old digs. He heard on the news that people in Paris could be fined $250 or higher if they don't walk their dogs every day. Not sure how the canine cops would find out. Maybe doggie dials 911 and leaves an anonymous tip. If we had that law Bongo would have his paw on speed dial as soon as I turned my back.