Haute Flash Contessa

Rants, ramblings, raves of a woman who blames everything from road rage to undercooked pork chops on a hormone imbalance.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Wrinkle Cream is Sooo Last Century

Move over osteoporosis and heart disease, there's a new malady stiking those of us of a certain age. Cleavage wrinkles. Seems when women sleep on their sides, one big-ol-boob falls against the other (thanks, gravity), creating unwanted crease lines. And I thought worrying caused wrinkles! Thank goodness there's a solution called a "Kush Support".

According to those in the know, it's "firm enough to support yet light enough to not even feel it there."

Funny, that's what I say about my wine bra.

Sunday, August 07, 2011

Planking in the Great Outdoors

What camping trip would be complete without planking? I think it was her way of getting out of unloading the car!

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