Big News: Senior Citizens Having More Sex Than We Thought

A newly released survey of 3,000 senior citizens revealed many are still enjoying healthy sex lives; some of them well into their 80s.

They probably live in a retirement home where someone else shops for
groceries, cooks 3 meals a day, sets and clears the dining room, washes
and put away the dishes, vacuums and dusts the home, mops the floors, takes out the garbage, washes the laundry, mows the lawn and scrubs toilets. The guys get a break, too. Maintenance changes the light bulbs.

I can see it. Bingo only goes so far.