Friday, July 29, 2011
About Me
- Name: danielle schaaf
- Location: Kingwood, TX, United States
I'm the coauthor of Don’t Chew Jesus! and author of Holy Bones, Limbo, and Jesus in My Cheetos humor books about my Catholic upbringing. I also write humor columns and comedy shows around a snarky, woman named Haute Flash Contessa.
Haute Flash Contessa's Newspaper Columns
My favorite authors
Blogroll
- Fictionista in Apple Country
- White Trash Mom
- Trailor Park Refugee
- Crazy Mom Cat
- Absolutely Bananas
- Diary of a Mad, Mad,Housewife
- Bridget Jones Has Nothing on Me
- Nana Diaries
- Midlife Bloggers
- Inner Bitch Chronicles
- The Midlife Gals
- Midlife Misfit
- Midlife Slices
- Channeling Erma
- Reflections of a Middle-Aged Fat Woman
- Women in Bloom
- Kids and Martinis
- Mommy Needs a Cocktail
- Womb at the Insane
- Whiskey in My Sippy Cup
- Happy Meals and Happy Hour
- Honey Pie
- Behind Brown Eyes
- A Household Word
- Plano Randy
- Rosie's Renegade
Previous Posts
- Poor Little Wine Bottles
- Contessa for Hire!
- Wrinkle Cream is Sooo Last Century
- Planking in the Great Outdoors
- Middle Age Planking
- Summertime Lessons
- All For Cheerleading, Stand Up and Holler
- I'm a Big Boy Now
- Learn a new language: Teenspeak or Menospeak?
- Joking With Pinot & Grigio
Archives
- February 2005
- March 2005
- April 2005
- May 2005
- June 2005
- July 2005
- October 2005
- January 2006
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- February 2007
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- October 2008
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- March 2009
- April 2009
- July 2009
- July 2011
- August 2011
- February 2013
- November 2013